Here is a Valetines Day Poem for any one in your book

Happy Valentine's Day!
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> THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME
> WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
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> (1) Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with
you,
> because I was pissed.
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> (2) I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your
> brother.
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> (3) Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty
> and so is your head.
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> (4) Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your
> face.
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> (5) Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you
are
> not.
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> (6) I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag
off
> of your face.
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> (7) I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at
> telling lies!
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> (8) My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up
my
> life.
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> (9) I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up
> screaming.
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> (10) My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to
smell
> this way?
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> (11) My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to
> hell".
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> (12) What inspired this amorous rhyme?  Two parts vodka, one part
lime.
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