So, I had to take my daughter Zoey (kitty cat) to get her vaginer taken out today. Poor girl, I bet she will hate me when I pick her up!!!! I can't pick her up until after work tomorrow. I will sure be lonely tonight with out her. She sleeps on my head, and I bet I will have a cold head tonight. I had to stop feeding her at 8pm last night, and she was sooo hungry this morning.
Last night though, I was cooking dinner, and started craving a diet dr pepper. So, I ran to the gas station, and i guess accidentally left the door open. So, I get home, and Zoey isn't inside. (She is an inside cat). I am on the top floor of a 2 story apartment. I start running down the stairs screaming her name, and I guess I scared her, so she ran up the top of the stairs, got up on the railing, and I swear I saw wings expand from her body, she flew into the wall, and slid down. I ran down and scraped her up and took her back up to the cozy nest I call home. That damn cat scratched the fuck outta my hand!