zoey

So, I had to take my daughter Zoey (kitty cat) to get her vaginer taken out today.  Poor girl, I bet she will hate me when I pick her up!!!!  I can't pick her up until after work tomorrow.  I will sure be lonely tonight with out her.  She sleeps on my head, and I bet I will have a cold head tonight.  I had to stop feeding her at 8pm last night, and she was sooo hungry this morning. 

Last night though, I was cooking dinner, and started craving a diet dr pepper.  So, I ran to the gas station, and i guess accidentally left the door open.  So, I get home, and Zoey isn't inside.  (She is an inside cat).  I am on the top floor of a 2 story apartment.  I start running down the stairs screaming her name, and I guess I scared her, so she ran up the top of the stairs, got up on the railing, and I swear I saw wings expand from her body, she flew into the wall, and slid down.  I ran down and scraped her up and took her back up to the cozy nest I call home.  That damn cat scratched the fuck outta my hand! 

Fleur on
fleur
Aha!  That explains the vaginalessness of your cat.
ZMedina on
zmedina
poor kitty

lindzykoch
Female - 23 years old
LINCOLN, NE
United States
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