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FOR THE WOMEN, ENJOY!  FOR THE MEN, DON'T FORGET TO SIGN UP!

I found this in the bottom of my filing cabinet today at work!!!

Love you guys!

Lindsey

 

In order to promote gender equity in our building, the female staff will be offering the following courses to all male staff members regardless of marital status.  Enrollment in at least ten of the following seminars is mandatory for all men wishing to remain employed here.

 

1. Combatting Stupidity

2. You Can Do Housework Too

3. PMS - Learning When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

4. How to Fill an Ice Tray

5. Why A Vacum Cleaner is NOT an Appropriate Christmas Gift

6. Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming Home Drunk at 3am

7. Laundry Techniques 101: Don't Wash my Silks

8. Laundry Techniques 102: Discovering the Clothes Hamper

9. Parenting - It Doesn't End With Conception

10. Get a Life - Learn to Cook

11. How to Not Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong

12. Spelling - Even You Can Get it Right

13. You - The Weaker Sex

14. Reasons to Give Flowers

15. Why It's Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom

16. How to Stay Awake After Sex

17. You CAN Fall Asleep Without IT

18. The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower

19. Garbage - Getting it to the Curb

20. Bathroom Etiquette - Putting Down the Toilet Seat

21. Give Me a Break -  Why We Know Your Excuses are Bullshit

22. The Weekend and Sports are NOT Synonymous

23. How to Shop With Your Mate Without Getting Lost

24. The Remote Control - Getting Over Your Dependency

25. Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex

26. Helpful Posture - Hints for Couch Potatoes

27. Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works!
28. How NOT to Act Younger Than Your Children

29. You Too Can be a Designated Driver

30. Reading Directions - A Short Cut to Doing it Right the First Time

31. Bodily Noises - It's NOT a Contest

32. The Attainable Goal - Eliminating **** From Your Vocabulary

33. Why You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially Naked

34. The Male Ego - God's Little Joke

35. Fluffing the Blanket After Farting - It's Really Not Necessary